On radio of these days, especially popular on Clear Channel talk shows are the fake foreign accents, #2 Indian #1 Arab: say something, anything, then think 7-Eleven, which is only two stores away from 9-11. Tonite on 60 Minutes was a genius who supported Obama even tho he was a Muslim, which the reporter told him was false, then the guy sucker punched the reporter, who had a bodyguard beat the shit out of the voter, I think the bodyguard was a Muslim, the clue being the towel on his head. Obama thanked the reporter for setting the voter straight…it was a beautiful thing. All in one 20 minute, less commercials, story wtih time for Andy Rooney.
This all took place in Ohio and was mostly all caught on tape, the part that wasn’t was part of it, though I forgot which. You should have heard the reporter ask about Hillary, by then the Ohio voters were scared shitless, so they couldn’t express fears about her religious way-to-go. Hillary sez she’s gonna win Ohio, which if they sign up for the now Ms. Bill, then it’s a yellow rose of Texas I am goin’ a see, not half as much as me.
Now that’s an accent worth fooling with, the classic Texas twang as demonstrated by any cattle prodder, rattle snake wrangler or border boarder. Houston don’t sound like Waco, the way co-conspirators burnish sales pitches for Enron fields forever so Houston could give Roger a shot in his pitching contract, the way Astros throw, games are won or lost.
At congress, testimony means lies, though a good bug spray kills the things, they keep coming back for more shots and pretty soon Cy Young is a ward of the court. Getting back to accents, Dallas and Ft. Worth, their weight in diamonds, be it where the Astros or the Texas Rangers arrest a pitcher for three days then take him out after 7 innings, and sometimes give him a shot, after a fair trial of course, mainly in the minors, 49ers, where testosterone roams and the skies are not cloudy except in San Francisco where it mixes with fog, rain and Chinatown, accent-wise of course.
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