With 3,556 days to go until the elections of 2010, I’m beginning to decide that Roz Felder will have a hard time busting the chops of Lamb Boy “Forky” Tynes. the previously presumptive nominee of a party that lasted until 3 a.m. had attracted 4 police calls and twice as many parking tickets.
Party leaders were aghast. When the gas cleared, it was clear things had changed. And clear things were becoming fogged again via political rhetoric, which rhymes with stick, which can either hurt if wood, or gum things up if gooey. Now all of that appealed to Gooey Gonzales, who had left the party before midnite to attend the party cross the hall, which made Felder cross, too bare when found naked in the tub. Tubby Tandori found Felder’s duds and found the bra fit just fine, which he paid after found form-fitting in Felder’s tittie holders, holding forth, ending up fifth, which had been drunk by Gonzales prior to the party cross the hall, really a long haul until the elections of 2012.
