Cable TV, see, whee, NASCAR, Mel Brooks and To Catch A Predator re-runs, who could ask for mo’ I could, but mo wasn’t home, so I asked for less, he was there with Mary Ford, the river was high, I wasn’t, but not low either. Mo, Les, Hi, Lo, which takes us back to doa, like the old joke, when Ronnie James Dio had a street named after him, he insisted it be Dio Way…get it Dio Way!
Let me try that one again. DOA!
Yup.
Don’t get no better than this, this being the sentence you’re serving right now, left now in the lurch, featured on the Addams Family. Snap, snap that cigarette, or you’ll snap yourself to death, tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate, bridging the gap, fall into the Old Navy and Army surplus, minus some more gold.
Tags: Addams Family, Cable TV, cigarette, Dio Way, DOA, Golden Gate, Mel Brooks, NASCAR, Old Navy, Ronnie James Dio, St. Peter, To Catch A Predator
